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Monday, September 15, 2008 { 9:50 PM }

学校开学点名,有一个班主任别出心裁,对学生说:
“我念学号,你们自己报一下名字,这样大家就认识了,好不好?”   
“001号!”   “报告老师,我姓焦,我叫焦配。”老师有点晕,问道:“这是谁给你取的?”   “我爹。” “你爹是干什么的?”   “开种猪厂的!”   

“002号!”   一个女生站起来:“报告老师,我姓张,我叫张德开。”   

“003号!”   “报告老师,我是张德开的孪生弟弟,我叫张不开。” “这是谁给你们起的名?”   “是我爸,他是卖钳子的。”老师赶紧喝了口水。   

“004号!”   “报告老师,我姓区,,这个字念”欧”,,我叫区夜,,哦也,,,这是我妈给我取的名,她说生我的时候刚好打爆了一个电脑游戏。”老师的心脏有点不舒服了。   

“005号!”   “报告老师,甘妮娘!” “你怎么骂人啊?!”   “没有啊!老师,我是说我姓甘,叫甘妮酿,我老爸是造酒的。”老师吃了一片药。   

006号!”   “老师,我姓苟,叫苟不理。”   “你老爸是开包子铺的吧?!”   “老师,您真聪明!”老师已经有点站不稳了。   

“007号!”   “我姓蒯,,读快,发第三声,,.叫蒯货。”   “你别告诉我你老爸是开货栈的。”   “老师,你可真老土了,我老爸是拉皮条的。”老师的嘴角已经渗出了血。   

“008号!”   “老师,你去死!” “什么?你说什么?!”   “我是说我姓倪,叫倪去寺。我老妈是个信佛的人,我的名字有意思吧?”   “有意思,有意思。”老师快哭出来了。   

“009号!”   “老师,下回说。” “为什么要下回说,你现在就说!”   “不是的啦!老师,我姓夏,叫夏汇烁,我老爸是个说评书的。”老师已经感到天旋地转了。   

”010号!”   “老师,我姓高,叫高完。”   

“我姓梅,叫梅良心。”   

“我姓吴,叫吴晴。”   

“我姓毛,叫毛蓉蓉。”…………  

 老师仰天长哮:“天啊,我碰上了一群什么学生啊!”老师口喷鲜血,倒地气绝.

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